Ode to Pepette: Why Kaysar Should Return to the BB6 House
The BB6 houseguests should not have gotten ridda Kaysar Ridha, even though his last name is practically an invitation to do so. He should be there ‘cuz he’s the smar-*test*-('") guy ever. Even though part of his strategy was to “terrorize” the other team, he’s not a terrorist like that evil racist Ivette said. She’s evil. :mad: And racist. :evil: But Kaysar is not; he’s the best Arab ever. Except for maybe that Lawrence guy, but he's not real. Plus, if his prayer mat really was a flying carpet, that would be the coolest Big Brother ever! :cool: Kaysar is also the perfect man to like 82% of the BB6 viewing population, so that’s good. That means people like him and stuff, so they want to see him in the house. But now they only have Howie and James to fawn over, and that’s just not exactly the Sunday buffet at Picadilly, you know? Plus, look at his name: Kaysar. That’s just a cool name. I don’t know any other Kaysars. He could be a cool government agent and his code name could be Kaysar the Eraser. That would be cool. :cool: Mainly, I want Kaysar back in the BB6 house so Pepette can stop mourning. It’s just sad to see someone falling apart like that. :cry: Bitter, despondent, delusional…though maybe she’s just planning to try out for BB7 and is practicing the psyche required. :shock: Whatever the case, if Kaysar gets back in the game, maybe then the fun Pepette can come back out to play.(in the TAR8 Pool!)
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The BB6 houseguests should not have gotten ridda Kaysar Ridha, even though his last name is practically an invitation to do so. He should be there ‘cuz he’s the smar-*test*-('") guy ever. Even though part of his strategy was to “terrorize” the other team, he’s not a terrorist like that evil racist Ivette said. She’s evil. :mad: And racist. :evil: But Kaysar is not; he’s the best Arab ever. Except for maybe that Lawrence guy, but he's not real. Plus, if his prayer mat really was a flying carpet, that would be the coolest Big Brother ever! :cool: Kaysar is also the perfect man to like 82% of the BB6 viewing population, so that’s good. That means people like him and stuff, so they want to see him in the house. But now they only have Howie and James to fawn over, and that’s just not exactly the Sunday buffet at Picadilly, you know? Plus, look at his name: Kaysar. That’s just a cool name. I don’t know any other Kaysars. He could be a cool government agent and his code name could be Kaysar the Eraser. That would be cool. :cool: Mainly, I want Kaysar back in the BB6 house so Pepette can stop mourning. It’s just sad to see someone falling apart like that. :cry: Bitter, despondent, delusional…though maybe she’s just planning to try out for BB7 and is practicing the psyche required. :shock: Whatever the case, if Kaysar gets back in the game, maybe then the fun Pepette can come back out to play.